Please help Retweet, Someone broke into my office in #Abuja Stole Laptops.Please help Retweet, when you see it on your TL, till he is caught. HELP ME PLEASE 😭😭 Dr Joe Abah, OON ABUJA FACTS Cool FM Abuja Hot 98.3 FM Abuja Ahmmed Wazobia Dr PamPam | Omo Iya Ologi Your Òsogbo Barber 💈😎 Four-eyed Edo Boy™

Cuppy: I will take you Italy Zlatan: Italy! Cuppy: I will take you to london Zlatan: London! Cuppy: I will take you America Zlatan: America! Cuppy: I will take you to Nigeria Zlatan: Ha yi!

When you submit your exam paper with 10mins to go and the lecturer reads through it and announces to the class to make sure they read the questions very well and understand it before answering...

Africa parents will be like meet my children Ogechi, kachi, uchechi, Kelechi, Gucci, Versace . I don't need to mention the tribe y'all already know

Ladies and gentlemen on my TL, meet responsibilities

The only place I have mouth🤦🏼‍♂️

I have learnt one lesson. “Never learn one lesson twice.” I won’t learn it twice. 🖋️

This thing of “Am” instead of “I am” honestly bothers me😩😩

Don’t hurt people. Hurt people hurt people, and the cycle continues. 🖋️

Starter pack for Zenith Bank users. They might come in handy when you need to pay for goods and services with hard labour.

en route a fist fight!

As a fresher in the university, I was keen on remembering the child of whom I was - A Pastor’s child. I was 18 and had never tasted alcohol or had a girlfriend. It was in this state I resumed the school hostel and I was allocated the same room with Seye, another fresher.

Mr. Láyí once said…. “You cannot imprison a man who believes to be truly free at heart”. - Layi W. (2023) (TAGS: Tunde Ednut Relocate to Canada Relocate to UK She’s 26 Bahrain Phyno Davido Nigerian Army TB Joshua US and UK)

Why is nobody singing “Valentine is coming” this year? 🤔

“You’re remembered for the rules you break” (or the mistakes you make). - Douglas McArthur. “🗣️🎶 It’s not enoughhhh, if I do ninety-nine good e go remain one… Tell me how to show you my love without fucking up…” - Burna Boy Alexander Iwobi 💪 You will always be a Legend.