The clitoris has over 8000 nerve endings and it’s still not as sensitive as a man on Twitter who has been told he’s wrong.

If you sleep less than 7 hours, follow these 10 tips tonight: 1. Optimize your room 2. Keep it cool 3. Get sunlight 4. Don’t consume caffeine late 5. Avoid late-night exercise 6. Avoid blue light 7. Relax before bed 8. Journal 9. Meditate 10. Sleep consistently

My girlfriend is traveling with family. It’s the longest we’ve been apart since we started dating. I knew, but did not have proof until now, that she enhances every aspect of my life. Even things she does not touch. Her engagement and love radiate. She is a gift. I miss her.

Leaving law was a necessary change for me. I have celiac disease ™️ and although I am sick less often without gluten, when I am sick, or glutened, I’m destroyed by it. I was in bed all long weekend. And guess what. No repercussions to my job. Because it was a weekend.

I work in operations now. Fuck yes. Thank you thank you. But imagine just like someone not showing up for an interview THEY scheduled with you through calendly. Imagine. Imagine that.

I have a friend who wants to meet for coffee for a few hours on Saturday because it’s going to be too hot to be outside and we won’t go out drinking or stay up late and that’s exactly the friendship I need in my life.

Imagine I remembered for once that I get a ton of symptoms around the same time every month and if I’m freaking out I just need to wait 2-3 days….

My girlfriend is back! She was literally just travelling for 2 weeks but it felt like 4 months and the world is finally right again. It was absolutely wrong without her here.

Shazam but for someone’s face at a party whose name you should know

Twitter is my morning newspaper

My friends and I only talk shit about people who deserve it. We aren’t gossips, we’re vigilantes.