Those shocking reasons why Taylor Swift was granted special security From the new Private Eye, out now.

People please stop calling us because of the “weird fog” It’s winter, in England Fog happens

Hi Elon Musk - I don't follow you, or know you, but I seem to see a lot of your posts. Is there anyway you could fix the algorithm so I see none of them? Would really appreciate that. Apparently, you're super smart, so I'm quite hopeful. Ps. Here's just a random post on 'truth'

Loving Sky Sports NFL coverage, as usual - Neil Reynolds Jason Bell Phoebe Schecter killing it 👏🏼

Excellent reporting from Gaza by Anna Botting rn 👏🏼 Sky News

I wonder if JD Vance is planning to lecture his boss’s buddy Vladimir Putin on democracy and free speech. 🤔

Even worse incompetence: they accidentally fired, then apparently today un-fired, hundreds of the people who manage America's nuclear weapons.

Bad luck Scotland. Now you know how we felt when you were shite but beat us

what kind of shithole party boos Zelensky and cheers the Tate brothers

(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.

Elon Musk’s accomplishments in full… From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Word of the day is ‘whiffling’ (17th century): fickle, inconstant, and making it up as you go along.

Great 6 nations tournament - Scotland were fantastic tonight, but the best team won in the end. England starting to click 🤞🏼

Hey Martin Lewis - discovered a botched electrician job at my home, which is unsafe and needs fixing before obligatory meter change but Admiral refusing to cover, despite me having full 'platinum' policy - can you recommend a better company?

America cannot long remain free, nor first among nations, if it becomes the kind of place where universities are dismantled because they don't align politically with the current head of the government.

. Test Match Special Aggers! Both Paul and Scott who used to sing with the group, are fast bowlers who've opened the bowling for their local teams (although their singing is significantly better...) #nessundorma

At T5 Heathrow about to board British Airways to AMS - the rudest man ever literally ordered me to show boarding pass, whilst waiting at gate, then instructed me to join a queue requiring my hand luggage to be checked - I booked a hand luggage ticket for a reason

Bravo Nina McConigley 👏🏼

.HCPC Hi guys - it says '3 months' processing for international licence but we've been waiting a year. If I phone, they have zero info and email just provides automated response. Do you think this acceptable?

They're going to ruin the World Cup aren't they