Disney: Covid rules shouldn't apply to our precious Disneyland! Also Disney: Actors can't possibly demand more money during Covid! Think of the people dying!

People of Earth! I am Lrrr-gy... from the viral planet Omicron Persei 8!

Am I doing this right? Wordle 204 2/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Rule #1 of API development: Look at all the things Microsoft does with its Windows API... and don't do that!

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

Is it me or does Liz Truss sound constantly tired?

Evri. Because Evri time I see their name on a delivery my heart dies a bit.

Oof. That ratio!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Surely the irony cannot be lost on these people...

Next time your midlife crisis urges kick in I suggest splurging on something smaller than a social media company. Maybe a bike?

Jesus Christ James O'Brien When you put it like that… “How do you feel about living in a country where the bloke who sold you Brexit, is now selling EU membership to a country he claimed got invaded by Russia because of the actions of the EU?”

If I ever get pulled over for speeding, I'll be sure to tell the police: "I know I was breaking the law, but I did it to boost morale, so it was essential."

My big web UX per peeve: failing to trim trailing whitespace automatically, and just complaining I entered something wrong. Seriously, trim has been a basic feature of most modern programming languages for decades. If you aren't doing this in your site, what's wrong with you?

I miss the winter. I miss the smell of those books. I miss our old Macintosh. I miss my dad.

I showed my kids an episode of Fun House (90s kids game show)... now it's all they want to watch! I'm so proud! 😂 Also, that legendary Pat Sharp mullet, and all those prizes that are so totally retro now.

Honestly, Unity as a platform deserves to be chucked in the bin by every developer after this debacle. What a shambles.

It turns out there are 3 certainties in life: death, taxes, and Tesco axeing any food I discover I really like.

📢 HEXAHEDRA IS LIVE!! 📢 It's an open-ended programming puzzle game. Design and optimize your way through a factory full of lasers, teleporters, and a tiny octopus dealing with a nightmare family visit. Grab your copy during the launch discount: s.team/a/1248420

It’s meant to be.

All that time spent back in the 90s agonising over Y2K. Turns out the lesson we learned was to let someone spring that mayhem on a whim.