Rupert Lowe panics and phones authorities after spotting two potential migrants in a small boat.

“Jane, how do you feel now that your husband has arrived home safely?” “I’m glad he’s alright” “Oh, I’m sorry; Gladys, how do you feel now that your husband has arrived home safely?” #BadJokeFriday #LunchPun #RateMyPun

Bob Dylan sphere residency where he insists the sphere screens be turned off

Tim Vine I got my first real one string Rescued from the council tip Played it 'til my fingers bled Was the summer when my hand gave me gip

On -the- scene- reporter: " Sir, were you surprised that the bed clothes they were holding to break the fall of the guy that jumped out of the window blew away at the last minute, yet he walked away, unhurt? Shocked bystander: "Surprised? No sheet, sheer luck!" #lunchpun

A sweet syrupy fog is choking central Ohio, which can only mean one thing: The 25th Gathering of the Juggalos is kicking off today. Tap in for my third annual Gathering roundup👇

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Dee Reminds me of this poem

ah yes, natural birthday cake flavour, harvested from the finest locally-grown organic birthday cakes

Hi Michael. Thanks for the retweet. But why did you cut off my signature. And why did you not give me a credit?

Reform FC. Andrea J is a recent signing from Badenoch Rovers, is rabid down the right wing, and can dribble on effortlessly for hours.

Everybody Wank Now! It's 6:00PM

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Nothing happened... It's just shit

Palm Springs (2020) is one of the smartest and funniest time-loop movies in years, and it doesn’t get talked about enough.

I tried to flirt with the waitress at the internet café, but I couldn't form a connection with the server.

When it’s 10 minutes before a meeting and you open the doc you received three days in advance and get one of these