Since our testosterone levels dipped hard we had to look for guidance… BREATHE AIR he said right before punching one of our Wojaks for vaping in front of him. Guess that’s what you get for sitting around your computer all day hoping for funny money to show up in your wallet.

Imagine not being around these days.. We’re the only ones left 🤡

Remember the feeling of satisfaction reaching the 10E portfolio milestone? Neither do we 🫠

The reason us Wojaks decided to stick around in the bear market is because we see a future in NFTs and thought we could position ourselves while waiting for the next bull run. Web3 mfers, here’s our lesson: Get mega-rekt and keep on smiling, we promise it never gets better :)

GM to everyone except for the people who actually made it. Fuck you.

We don't need sex. NFTs fuck us every day :)

Buckle up bozos We're here for another ride. 🔔

GM to the same mfers who show up every day ☀️ We hope you’re ready for what’s coming

Everyone: Stop thinking that NFTs are going to change your life it's all just a big scam NFT degens:

Success is a matter of time til you give up and submit to poverty Stay rekt ❤️‍🔥

GM rekt web3 ☀️💀 May the candles of your day turn green & the spirit of an ancient degen be with you

Paulo Despite being broke and with a smol brain you've managed to grind your way up to 5k followers! This really shows We're The Only Ones Left. Respect.

Hey fuckers did you die along with NFTs?

Some of you really see this digital collectibles era as a “generational wealth making time” You will die poor and we will be the only ones left 🤡