Why in the year of our lord 2023 are we still asking if Ross and Rachel were on a break?

Do you ever wear a maxi dress and let it drag dramatically behind you like a princess as you go down the stairs, or are you normal?

The worst thing to hear in a faculty meeting: not to belabor the point… Then don’t, Janet; we want to leave.

A medium McDonald’s fries is $6.78. Wtf.

We've received a huge influx of mask requests recently and are working to get through them! If you're financially able to and would like to support our mask distro, links in bio! This would go towards a variety of adult and children's masks + postage. Thank you!!! 💛😷

Feeling for my Boston friends today with their spilled Dunkin' as a result of the #earthquake stay strong. #thoughtsandprayers

When you’re a 40 y/o woman ugly crying over the last episode of Bluey.

Not religious anymore but was raised as a Methodist. Really proud of the UMC today as it voted to allow LGBT+ clergy and lift its ban on performing same sex marriages. I hope healing and change within the church can begin and it can commit as a whole to the road ahead.

There is one jazz album on Apple’s 100 Greatest Album’s list. ONE.

When you and your bestie are having a heated argument in a speakeasy over whether MLA or Chicago is the best citation style.

Thank you, RENT, for making the math significantly easier when my 5yo asked how many seconds old he was tonight.

You know you’re old when you increasingly identify with the fish in The Cat in the Hat.

You’ve been letting Trump interrupt to respond all night and the one time Kamala Harris tries you move on. Not a good look ABC

Hoping “I have concepts of a plan” works the next time I don’t have my shit together at work. #Debate2024 #Harris2024

I was joking with twtd that Grey’s Anatomy is eternal. Then I realized it has literally been on for most of my adulthood. I am 40.

Trying to explain to 6 and 8 year-olds that it’s actually Frankenstein’s monster. You can imagine how it’s going.

The only thing redeemable about DFW…well two things: 1. Lots of windows and 2. Combo Dunkin' and Baskin-Robbins

The Final Destination “log truck phobia” was already a long held anxiety for those of us who grew up traveling I-20 in the South.

Are you a carefully curated playlist autistic or a “this is a chronicle of my song fixations” autistic?

Justice for #tinychef