It’s always “power bottom this” & “power bottom that”!… & never once did u stop to ask yourself; “what’s up with Christopher Nolan’s fixation on Power SCALING & why won’t he spend more effort writing/directing compelling characters with meaningful plot driving relationships?”..

Everybody was kung fu crying

Melania looks like she’s going to toon town to dip the toons into vats of acid. I like it

When flappy bird was removed, it left something behind. Something darker, something evil

Do you guys think Luigi got to see Kendrick’s halftime show performance or should I write him a play by play?

Im actually doing really good for someone who just starting checking their email 6 months ago

Sighing and whispering “love is love” when I see certain straight couples on my feed

Having a dog in your twenties is like your parents having a pool in your teens, you just have more friends

Sometimes a Xanax isn’t enough, I need to be severed

I highkey thought father John misty was some weird al yankovic guy from his posts but I went to his page and the guy can really write a song. Come be the David Foster to my Toni Braxton I wanna see something Father John Misty

Because I’m sexy

i hope we’re all able to set aside our differences, come together, and focus on bullying elon musk and jd vance into a type of body dysmorphia heretofore unseen by man

Came for the vibes- stayed for the ozempic accusations

“i asked ChatGPT” ok well i asked my mom

I won’t believe in the recession until Timbaland starts making music again

“Why don’t you punch your trump” by dimma (grandma)