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Certified president, certified pedophile

Why did nobody tell me everyone in Baldurs Gate 3 is insatiable horny?? I can fuck a bear????

Might have taken 30 years but I was always on my way to him.

Headed out to a better country this weekend.

Lately.

I'm extremely late to the party but my GOD Ted Lasso is the most wholesome shit I've ever seen holy fuck

My mathematician husband just gave me a crash course on XOR gates and adders to help explain the scifi book I'm reading. I have never felt so dumb and loved.

Boys.

So it turns out when you buy a pre-assembled couch at IKEA USA, they still make you take it through self checkout. Anyway we bought a couch.

Marry a man who CAN'T WAIT to talk to you & spend time with you & get to know you & fall in love with you. Please stop settling for halfhearted, hesitant & confused kinda relationships. It's so much better to be alone than to be with someone who makes you FEEL alone !!

Hot take: anyone who says a cop told them never to stop at a red light in Detroit is lying through their ass. And it's racist as fuck.

Walls are painted, new rug and coffee table, and the living room is alllmost there. (I need art, fuck.)

I have been absolutely ITCHINGGGG to sink into another long term TTRPG campaign I can drag my husband into but I have no time and I'm all out of character ideas anyway I just miss doing fun voices.

You're telling me a crab ran this goon???

Took a minute, but we're getting somewhere.

Chef approval.

I start big guns fertility meds next month. Meanwhile got news yet another a friend is expecting. Everything sucks. Happy mother's day to me.

Finally getting my first govt paperwork with my real name (after a very tedious name change) on it is true euphoria.

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.