Oh this eats downnnnnnn my Queen

I know I’m a broken record but the way my friends love me >>>

I don’t like stuffed animals or balloons.

I think Dream is now my life coach.

Today I took my son to school, Worked, ran 2 miles and cooked dinner. This is progress.

I used to avoid buying flowers for myself. They're expensive and after a week or so they'd be dead. Then a few months ago I told a friend this and he said...but that's the whole point! Flowers remind us that beauty and life are fleeting and that we should be present and grateful

The way my OW tshirt is ripped to shreds and I still wear it around the house.. someone tell Fetra get me a new one

Why I just got off a teams call with my coworker and she ended it with “I love you” lmfaooo I know she’s mortified 😭😭😭😭

4 calls since I’ve been back from lunch and I’m about to hop on another.

We going to the fox to watch the playoffs again? I had a ball with the old heads last year

Finally Finishing This Is Us.. 8 episodes to go

This is why I run the hills.

I gave someone’s Nigerian mom a quarter for her cart at aldis. Somehow the convo turned and she told me to get back with my boyfriend and marry him 😭 crying in front of an aldis wasn’t on my bingo card for today

So we bumped into each other again and she said “don’t argue with I’m just let him go. You will find your man” 😭😭😭

4 years later and I finally finished This Is Us

Game night 🤸🏽‍♀️

Nobody: Gianni: yea mom I’m making Japanese stew

Like why couldn’t he make a turkey sandwich??? A bowl of cereal??? Heat up the lasagna in the fridge???

The millennial urge to do outdoor seating with a lil drink when it’s a glimmer of warmth outside

This is mad funny