Jacob Rees Mogg. Keeping woman across the country dry.

The trade union that represents clowns has issued a statement expressing “a profound disappointment” that Nicola Sturgeon would compare their community to Boris Johnson.

Ok vapers in the UK! Sign this petition, it will only take a few seconds to fill it in. If enough votes are gained, the discussion may end up in Parliament and they will see just how many people will be up in arms about it. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6566…

At first they came for cigarettes, and I said nothing for I was not a smoker #smokingban

For a nation of such swivel-eyed patriots, Americans don't half love claiming to be from somewhere else.

Wonder what the combined IQ of the room is? I'd be surprised if it was double figures

BREAKING: Keir Starmer’s wife skins Boris Johnson and wears his pelt to polling station

UKIP 2015: 3.8m votes - 12.6% Reform 2024: 4m votes - 14.3% The media narrative could easily be: why hasn’t the hard-right made more progress in the last ten years? But it isn’t.

Amazing horses have the sense to do this but cyclists don’t.

Beaten by the better team. Lots to be learnt. Not once played like favourites. One silver lining is maybe we can drop this "it's coming home" shite. People act like it's their birthright that England win. It isn't, we'll win if and when we're good enough #ESPENG #EURO2024

Just let it go. The hairline that is 🤣

NEW: Paris police have shared a photograph of Élise Trouss (49), the main suspect in today's rail network disruption. Anybody with information on her whereabouts is urged to contact the authorities

Seen your mums car earlier...

Hmmm 🤔