no more dating apps, time to meet someone the old fashioned way (start working at a smoothie shop until a professional athlete becomes my regular)

the thing i’ve been putting off for weeks only took me five minutes. i hate how that is Always How It Goes

going from team usa women’s hockey winning gold to alysa lui winning gold is not good for my heart i feel like a hamster who just did crack and ran for an hour on its little wheel but WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT ??? THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER ??? OUR GOLDEN GIRLS RAHHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅

alysa’s win cements that everyone should get MORE WOKE MORE FREE MORE HAPPY MORE IDGAF RIGHT NOW

what do people do if they're not obsessed with anything

gold medal and to celebrate you got the head of the fbi in the locker room... they're all going to hell

for the love of god stop printing cinema tickets like it’s a fuckass receipt might as well keep it on my phone. the death of movie stubs hurts so bad

there are more boston bruins players going to the state of the union tonight than senators from massachusetts lol

if hbomax was smart they would have shabana make tiktoks in character as dr.j and have the cast pop up in them in character as well (i just want crashtos .. please give me crashtos tiktok content)

i want a bay area PWHL team SO bad oh my gosh i literally want it to happen in the worst way

"How are trans people in Kansas supposed to get a new ID if their current was made invalid with no notice" u dont. The whole point is to make existing illegal so they can be harrassed, arrested, vcoded, or just killed Its not a mistake, its not an overlooked detail, its the point

ROBIN STARDEW VALLEY LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND FOR ME #CLINTDIE

No I don’t think Quinn Hughes should be on SNL with Connor Storrie from Heated Rivalry actually

to the world, please boycott everything american. hit us where it hurts. dont give representatives from our bloodthirsty country any wiggle room to speak, do NOT let america and israel get away with this. if you havent started, please start now. fuck this country.

I have anxiety about being late so I always wind up at places 15/20 mins early and then have anxiety about being the only one there

I don’t wanna sound ungrateful about the weather but going from the 40s to the 70s within like a few days is a little Worrisome in the grand scheme of things

shane hollander account mysteriously busy most of yesterday and for the rest of the week. i’m going to start a rumor