Dad : why haven’t you done your assignment ? Me : Palmer Dad : what? Me : I need a Pen 😭

"Why is there so much sugar in everything?"

This weather is the best when you just woke up on a Saturday morning with no plans for the day.

Eze, fairytale gimmick is over now buddy. Man up and drive this Arsenal team to a PL title please. It’s time

Michael Jackson is every generation’s Michael Jackson

who the hell decided that “zzz” means sleeping

😭😭

Remove age from your plans, it adds unnecessary pressure…

When the waiter is passing by with someone else's food but you ordered before them😂

“She said she is busy Saturday night but can do Valentine’s Day dinner on Friday”

You don't need to add “for me” after writing “personally”.

Does he know when a keeper makes a ridiculous save or has an unbelievable game the saying is ‘ he turned into prime Neuer’.

being liked by kids is fun until they start following you everywhere.

Finally....I'm on a date

this means the kitchen is closed for the night

Gyokeres on the bench seeing these Eze through balls

If Norgaard could speak Spanish he’d start for Arsenal in the league

There's no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote. 🤬

The chance to win our first title in 22 years. 2 wins in 7 games. You cannot be serious.