Using slurs like ‘adult virgin who owns electric car company’ is hateful language that will no longer be tolerated. bit.ly/3CF6v45

All of us still on Twitter as it gets worse and worse every day

It's my birthday, and this bloody hellscape is crumbling. It's REALLY frigging hard to sell books and even harder when social media doesn't function in even the most basic of ways. So today all I'm asking is that if you see this, you retweet it. I have a short story collection

whatever you think of the sufragettes this is just a horrible thing to do to the king on his special day

Karen Hao 5. Finally, the piece ends with the reminder that constructing such a filter is continuing work. Not something that can be done once and reused as is. So "AI" has created a new kind of high-risk job, akin to the jobs that follow the creation of toxic waste.

STOP PRESS! I promise that as MP for Uxbridge & South Ruislip I WILL move the hand dryer in the gents’ urinals at the Crown & Treaty to a more sensible position. TO PROVE IT, I have just signed a treaty with the Crown & Treaty, that if I win they will move it. I keep my promises!

The University of Kyoto in Japan allows students to wear anything they want for their Graduation ceremony. This is the way.

If only somebody had explained that the Labour right are like this but sadly, nobody noticed it until July 2023

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll live in debt for the rest of his life, while a man who was taught Latin at Eton and Classical History at Oxford becomes Minister For Fisheries.

Johnny Mercer is right, we don't want Parliament to become like the Inbetweeners. Can you imagine if the government was made up of unlikeable, incompetent, idiot boys with problematic attitudes towards women who all went to school together?

"It's bad if the Tories oppose us" is the most succinct description of Starmerism I've ever seen.

Contrary to popular belief, this isn’t actually a Victoria Wood sketch.

FAIRLY. Coutts kept Farage DESPITE his reputation, anticipated the loss of criteria status, predicted his reaction, and STILL treated him fairly. DAYS of coverage over a man having a hissy fit 'cos the private bank had no financial reason to go on stroking his ego. 9/9 🫳 🎤

i’m sorry i can’t think of a joke funnier than twitter failing to get the necessary permits to change their building signage and the police shutting it down just in time for “er” to remain

Wearing sashes that say hands off our tutors & shouting 'no cuts, pay your staff' University of Brighton students showed their solidarity with us at graduation! They hold senior managers in contempt for the attacks on staff. Together we'll win #SaveBrightonUni #brightonforever #ucuRISING

Him: you better not be using the large chambers of your proboscis-like snout (which unfortunately leave you susceptible to respiratory infection)to filter dust and warm the freezing air you breathe on the harsh Mongolian steppe Me: