Me with bare minerals tinted moisturizer

a poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me

Please, nair doesn’t even work this good for tiny body hair so idk how we’re supposed to believe it did all of this

1981

Propaganda I’m not falling for is “seasonal colors” for my outfits. It’s so grey and depressing outside and you want me in dark neutrals all the time??? No I’ll actually be pulling the bright colors out so I can feel better about something and ease the seasonal depression

Remembering when I told Emma on ft I was so tired to argue with these inconsiderate people at the airport and she said to put her on speaker so she can cuss them out😭😭

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

Lush glitter mist spray looks so good on the skin but how do I get rid of the smell? I hate all the flavours they got and it does not go away. I need a perfume that persistent

Periods should be 45 mins max. Release the egg and get tf out my face.

I don’t trust Annabeth

But if she was gonna end up with one of them anyway it should’ve been Nathan

there are sentences being formed every day that have never been formed before

Raye said the lyric books were found. I repeat RAYE SAID THE LYRIC BOOKS WERE FOUND

No Theodore we never tried to tell you that Netflix

Skill issue

Where can I get cute,fancy earplugs like that?

Coming out as anti surrogacy

No shade but keep movie people away from the show, it’s really not necessary AT ALL

Exactly

If you eat runny eggs and rare steak, there's no limit to what you won't eat and you could wake up someday and decide you want to chew us all too