Using a portal potty at the ball field in 90 degrees is like ensconsing yourself in a water bottle with the lid on.

The greatest Italian word to say out loud is portacenere.

Anyone's kid try this kind of excuse for getting out of doing chores? Kid #1: "I couldn't do the laundry because my brother's friend keeps stealing items from my Minecraft world and I keep having to kill him."

Every love story is secretly a morality tale. The question isn’t ‘will they end up together’—it’s ‘do they deserve to?’

As if you need a reminder when at the beach. Still:

Ca we add hand sanitizer to the list?

Actually we should check in on the family and dog just to be sure

Don't send a semicolon to do an em dash's job

Creative

This is not pizza. It’s a casserole.

Writer here. And, yes, I did just spell "here" like this: "hear." Again.

In or Into? “I don’t want Ryan to know about the nose job until I walk in to sign those divorce papers.”

If anybody wants to know why Gen X is always mad, it's because they had to replace their record collections with a tape collection that they had to replace with a CD collection that they had to replace with an MP3 collection, and now they need a subscription to listen to music.

For Word It's Worth: Boardwalk words are among the best words

Facebook’s algorithm is basically “oh, you clicked this one random video for three seconds before seeing it was dumb, let me give you 50 more just like it.”

According to a study in the Nueropsychologia journal, creative flow comes from less conscious effort than intense concentration. Explains why my scenes flow when I’m pulling weeds.

The word "nun" is just the letter "n" doing a cartwheel.

If the word "discombobulated" exists, why doesn't there seem to be "combobulated"? I would like to use that word...