The baby LMFAO

She took a testing strip and dipped it into the mother bag and it tested positive for cuntanyl

Me when someone trauma dumps at afters

Women: Idk how I got these bruises Women the night before:

every bender begins at Barb’s

sometimes harm reduction looks like empowering a US veteran to ask the VA for albuterol so he can literally breathe

going out of town to see the total eclipse

Rural gays 🤝 eclipse fans Travelling unreasonably far for the chance to see a hole for four minutes

the place i’m employed pulled a book display i put together that featured books about palestine bc of some zionist bullshit, and they’re just letting iof nazis on campus for the zionist club’s israel week

then fuck u forever

Free Jen Shah in its essence means you’re upholding the constitution

what people buy with ebt is their own business

me returning to the function after puking

Keep pride month kickin’ 🥾 Join us for a chicken pot pie eating contest along with other competitive events inspired by our queer southern elders 🌈🤠all proceeds go directly to help mobilize reproductive justice throughout DFW🫶🏻 come solo or bring a team, enter for a fun time

“pronouns in bio”

If you’re okay with bars, then you’re supportive of safe consumption sites. If you’re okay with cannabis legalization, you’re supportive of safe supply. The substance shouldn’t matter. Harm reduction is harm reduction and all drug users should be treated equitably.

just caught myself saying "I can't have that or I'll get acid reflux". It's so over for me.