NOTTHISWAY (@notthiswayqq) 's Twitter Profile
NOTTHISWAY

@notthiswayqq

I'm a NSFW writer for hire, pm for details~

Commissions are open once more~! 2 cents 1 word~

Please consider suporting me @ patreon.com/NOTTHISWAY

ID: 1456078009706950656

calendar_today04-11-2021 01:57:18

2,2K Tweet

227 Followers

1 Following

NOTTHISWAY (@notthiswayqq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Stupid idea but... we have a problem with plastics, right? Like, we have metric fucktons of plastic we can't really use for much of anything and no idea what to do with it, so it's just clogging up the oceans. We should turn it into lego blocks for easier storage.

NOTTHISWAY (@notthiswayqq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Recently I saw one of those plots where the world is about to end and the rich people want to escape in an ark and I was like... This is legit nonsense because it wouldn't be the wealthy, it'd be people with useful skills, which the ultra wealthy typically are not.

NOTTHISWAY (@notthiswayqq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I saw a youtube video talking about "the worst Pokémon romhacks" and their choice for the worst was just some NSFW hypnosis rape themed Hack and I was like "bless you guys' hearts you are so innocent" for all the people who were utterly disgusted.

NOTTHISWAY (@notthiswayqq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If it doesn't stop raining at least sometime this year I'm going to melt like the wicked witch. I'm so sick of everything being soggy all the time. I just want to be able to do laundry, see the sun and not have to get soaked and sick.

NOTTHISWAY (@notthiswayqq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hmm I wonder if FGO this year is going to do something really funny and make it so Hakunon is a playable alt while Hakuno's summer outfit's just a costume, if they're gonna shove them both into one servant to avoid the issue altogether, or if they're just going to do both skins.

NOTTHISWAY (@notthiswayqq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

People trying to find what F1 pilot was hiring a Brazilian prostitute in February 18th not realizing it couldn't have been any of the active pilots because they were all in Bahrein for the tests.

NOTTHISWAY (@notthiswayqq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

After the wave of school shooting threats, people are demanding the Ministry of Education step in and do something about this problem. There isn't one and there hasn't been one in 2 years because President Milei is a fuckhead.

NOTTHISWAY (@notthiswayqq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ever read something and wish you could reach across the screen and slap a mangaka and just scream in their face to stop repeating the same joke over and over again? Was just reading a manga that had nothing but the same joke, over and over again, for SIX PAGES IN A ROW.

NOTTHISWAY (@notthiswayqq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Cellphones. Everything in cellphones is an app. Literally all these kids know how to do is download an app onto their phone and run it. They're about as tech literate as boomers because of cellphones.

NOTTHISWAY (@notthiswayqq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The real question is: If Herakles drinks himself to death, would he then become immune to alcohol and thus gain infinite alcohol tolerance?

NOTTHISWAY (@notthiswayqq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

President Milei insists Argentina and Israel are "friends" and "allies with an unbreakable bond" Ladies and gentlemen Israel is one of the few countries who always votes against Argentina when it comes to the Malvinas Islands resolutions. Actual enemies.

NOTTHISWAY (@notthiswayqq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

There's something fucking hilarious going on, as River Plate fans push to investigate the AVAR in the Superclasico match for payments he received. In 2024. When a match was very suspiciously called IN THEIR FAVOR. 'cuz they think it's now. Fucking idiots.

NOTTHISWAY (@notthiswayqq) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yes, but only because Nasu does not know that South America exists and thinks it's all just Mexico, so basically any servant made from a South American mythological or historical figure would be wholy unheard of.