I’ll be damned if my son ever asks to go hunting. Get back in that room and don’t come out until you’re fucking gay

Well, that's infuriating. I've been in this line of work for eighteen years. Promotion seemed imminent, too. At the very least it looks like I no longer have to pretend to be your friend. I have never been a "commie," had multiple personalities, or been trans. I'm 38 years old.

When I was a kid I was at McDonald’s at the top of the slide with another kid. He said go go go! And pushed me down into the dark. When I got out of the slide he was somehow waiting for me at the bottom. I told my mom about it and she said I’m glad you made a friend honey

An Alabama jeweler who lost his eye replaced it with a 2 carat diamond set prosthesis

tried checking up on my homie smh

urban lumberjack aesthetic is a recession indicator

If her head butt she can keep the beavis

Ayo blood Trump lettin us say what we want long as we not talking sweet on the only democracy in the Middle East!

fake catholics everywhere its sickening

Slate Auto

green on green violence

Genocidal bloodthirsty hog

Zohran won. We’re in the bomb shelter.

We’ve met before. At your house, don’t you remember?

saw this last week and I can’t stop thinking about it

Dear "Mr.E"(😉) How I miss our time together, 2 twin Bucks🦌🦌dining on the tender new growth(🌱🍭 ;) ) of the dollar green forest(ha ha). Sincerely, from deep within the glistening maw of the insatiable monster that becomes us(lol), forever your 'Buck Brother, "Mr. Prez"(hehe)

If you like Somali daycares you're gonna love defense contractors.