How I’m tryna b W aforementioned shawty

Midwest boys love pretzels and pretzel things

I think one of the funniest groups of people is Qanon. Like aside from the hilarious things they say day to day, it’s members are composed entirely of delusional mothers with their least intelligent son. That’s it, that’s everyone in Qanon.

so hungover my eyesight is no longer 20/20

Rest in peace man. I’ll be rolling my rs hella hard for you man

I simply can’t understand how empty space doesn’t have atoms in it. Like 👍 Fuck you

I love how right-wing podcasts feel the need to smoke cigars and drink brown liquor prominently. Maybe there's a gun in the background, maybe the set is decorated like a beer commercial "man den." Leather chairs are a necessity. It's all so painfully insecure lol

Sick spot. 🤢 You've just made the final table of an EPT, and you're playing for €1,170,000. Could you get away from this?

Tryna have a good game of kickball on my birthday, where tf can I do that on April second? Lowk tryna run it outside but ik every baseball field gonna be in shambles in 45 degree weather

If it wasn’t “classless” when Caitlin Clark did it, don’t call it classless when Angel Reese does it. Let the women compete, it’s sports!!

the replies to this really embody the vapid contrarianism and attention-seeking that pollutes the young conservative mind they’re literally rallying behind the bill clinton kid who as far as we know doesn’t even agree with them as much as he just loves attention. sad

I’m about to go ten dollars mode… And no one can stop me!!!

Already have lost way too many friends and family as an adult and I’m only halfway through my 20’s

Only posting to say Rest in Peace to my homie whom I should’ve kept in touch with. Fuck.