Why can't our lineup work counts and extend ABs like this Padres team. That team absolutely grinds at the plate. Would not want to deal with them in the playoffs.

😭💀

TBF we didn't deserve to win this one anyway.

AUAB

How do they not walk Tucker in that situation?

This is the worst episode of The Ump Show ever.

Altuve getting ejected so we'd have a better defender at 2B in extras was a fucking galaxy-brain move.

So who's getting tossed tomorrow?

NEWS: Donald Trump and JD Vance were informed rumors about Haitian immigrants and pets in Springfield were false during a phone call with Springfield officials on Sept. 9th. Despite verification with the City Manager and police, Trump and Vance decided to spread the rumor anyway.

I can’t believe we live in a country stupid enough to tear itself apart over Donald fucking trump. Insane.

RT if you were hit by pitch as many times as Jurickson Profar was last night

So in 9 starts… Kikuchi has gone 5.2 or more innings 8 times (5.1 once) and allowed 3 ER or less 8 times (4 once) and the Astros are 9-0. His consistency has absolutely saved our season. Give Dana his props.

The Electoral College is literally DEI for rural states 🤷‍♂️

The mere fact that Corey Seager played 75% of the regular season AND stayed healthy for the playoffs is already a fluke.

This guy is so fucking useless

Did the Astros bullpen and Texans O-Line go out drinking together this weekend?

Jason Heyward is playing like a guy who really wants another ring before he hangs it up.

Seeing Grae Kessinger, Cesar Salazar and Shay Whitcomb in the starting lineup tomorrow is gonna hit like crack.