When you think you crushed the exam but get your grade back and it’s a 50 x.com/RealKentMurphy…

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It’s November so you know what that means

him: “she’s prob cheating on me on her girls trip” her:

my 4th grade english teacher fixing my run on sentences

I do not think I will ever run over a person

You ever have a dream about someone in your life that you lost and feel like you just got to spend more time with them. It's such a bitter sweet feeling

why is twitter always at its funniest when the world is collapsing

conservative: so a janitor should make $15 an hour? me: yes conservative: and i guess kids flipping burgers should make $15 an hour? me: yes conservative: next you’re gonna tell me that grocers shou- me: did you just have this list of people you don’t respect ready to go

Nike has unveiled their first hands-free shoe: the Nike GO FlyEase.

this Super Bowl could have been an email

24 years ago today, we lost Biggie RIP to the legend 🕊