Men, is this true?

Pirat_Nation 🔴

Friday flipped the script: failed breakouts, a sleepy VIX, and crypto flashing warning lights. If you trade stocks or crypto, this thread will get you ready. 🧵👇

NOTION IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE WORST APP EVER CREATED

lmfao

Interested in this IPO but $35 seems like a lot to pay all at once. Would it be possible to split this up into four interest free payments?

ahad like this

Phone camera PSA

Vision Fading? Do Eye Push-ups

🚨NEW: Zuckerberg caught on a hot mic: "I wasn't ready to do our announcement. I wasn't sure what number you wanted to go with." 😂😂😂

It’s an exciting milestone to have Robinhood join the storied S&P 500 Index.  I’ll share what I told the team today — we don’t stop to celebrate, our single focus remains building exceptional products for our customers.

The Klendathu Cap

"Even when the competitor's chips are offered for free, it's still not cheap enough." Example with Blackwell: $3M in GB200 NVL72 can yield $30M in 3 years, a free GPU at ¼ Blackwell’s performance still means $20M+ in lost revenue.

High level programming languages are killing your ability to write assembly by hand. Before you can really architect a solution, high level programming languages throw slop machine code on the cpu and you blindly hit run

Peak cognitive flexibility occurs in middle age. There is no expiry date on neuroplasticity.

$HOOD is now officially the best-performing stock in the S&P 500.

Wait what? We take any chance to add value

Englishman: "That your dog?" Welshman: "Aye" Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?' Welshman: "Dog don't talk.” Englishman: “Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Welshman: (look of shock) Englishman: “Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep."

you know that Tylenol gives autism but you’re not yet ready to talk about the fact that Tylenol makes your kids gay

A lot of people who weren’t exposed just got their entry. I didn’t flinch, I knew what to do.