It’s….it’s only Tuesday 😳

Adulting is trying to get caught up on laundry and your dryer going out 🤦🏼‍♀️

My mind is blown by how many of Zach’s former students have kids the same age as ours. We are the old parents 🥴

Nothing like leaving your pump at home 😅😅😅

Reason #100 I hate working so far away from home.

How did I sleep last night? My outfit doesn’t match, I have on no makeup, and I think I forgot to brush my hair. I’m fine. Everything’s fine.

If you haven’t watched “Ghost” on paramount plus you haven’t lived. See what I did there? But seriously it’s so funny!

Finding swimsuits that hide your c-section scar is hard 🙃

Zach having to chaperone prom is karma for him not going with me my senior year. Coach Patt

It’s taking everything in my power not to get up and shake my 🍑 right now. They’re literally playing music from when we were in HS and I’m here for it lol #chaperoneprobs

Today has been one of those days where I CANNOT WAIT to get home to my boys. Thank God it’s Friday….

Been in our house for 7-8 months and just now ordering light fixtures…🤷🏼‍♀️

Rewatching Degrassi and realizing I am now the age the “adults” were on the show 😬

Motherhood is being extremely proud you left the house on time only to realize your shirt is covered in spit up.

The next Tiger?

When you’re “arguing” with your husband on fb and people slide in your DM’s about arguing on social media.

Sitting here thinking about having to go back to work and it makes me want to cry 🙃

Is it normal for an almost 1 year old to be able to drag a 10lb dumbbell across the floor? 😅

The price of eggs has me out here begging my parents to add chickens to the list of animals at their house.