Going to bed dreaming of a life where I married Alex Morgan and we lived happily ever after playing 1 v 1 in the garden 😍😍

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FINALLY, Patrick Topping today. Ceeemon🕺🏼

So Sainsbury's Rugby were giving out free bunches of flowers to NHS staff and the vulnerable during their dedicated shopping time this morning! That's the kind of news we want to hear 🙌🏻 #Corona

Anyone know any landscapers that are after some work at the moment?! Following all Covid-19 Regulations of course, message me please

Too many frauds doing these 5k's by the way! Show us your elapsed times! #Frauds

Luke Leahy Top man.

You Won Jane #ComeDineWithMe

Nahh fuck the football season off! Might live stream me and my missus playing 1 v 1 in the garden! It's more competitive #BundesligaIsBack

Ahh that time again 🤕⚽️

Just watching last nights England game, someone needs to get their arm around Harry Maguire sharpish! That's a broken man if ever I've seen one! The guy needs a break #MentalHealth

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Feel sorry for all the HR departments across the country today with all the Time Off Requests coming in...

Boris, do me a favour and put the Caribbean on the Green list will ya

Piers Morgan Manchester United Fuck off piers suck a left one