I hope everyone has *someone* in their life who appreciates them as much as Hank Green and 🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 appreciate each other. youtu.be/kUwnaZWmIuw?si…

This 🧵

Well, they're certainly no Carl... April May cnn.com/2024/10/30/pol…

There should be a way that, once you've voted, you no longer see any political ads. Sick of ads? Vote early. If you don't vote at all, the only thing you see is political ads all year.

Trump heard JD Vance was getting attention for fucking a couch so he had to suck off a microphone, I guess??

Welcome back to standard time. Hope y'all enjoyed sleeping in and waking up to sunshine this morning.

That @starbucks ASMR commercial is literally painful every time it comes on. #misophonia #adhd #Neurodivergent

Hey. Hank is talking about me!

Well, we set the clocks back on Sunday. Let's see if we set the country back today.

The horse is back in the hospital.

The only reason I was here was for Hank Green. He's on the other one now so that's where I'll be too.

If putting your Christmas tree out makes you feel better, I won't judge.... This year...

My intention is to write a YA novel. I'm 84 pages in and am already so mad at my 50-pages-ago self. #writing

An oldie... youtube.com/shorts/iZj-11T…

Find me on the other one. Evlas828 🔵

Well, I have no self control and I saw Wren's latest video so now I have a Bamboo Labs A1-Mini on the way...

When it gets cold out, people like to say we were visited by Jack Frost. When it's warm out, I like to say we're getting a visit from Admiral Schortzweather

Yes, I just unfollowed you. I've moved to the good place. 🔵 🦋 Evlas828. Please find me there.

If you've been affected by or know someone who's been affected by #Cancer , The Dempsey Center is a tremendous resource. This fall, I'm biking 25 miles in Maine to raise money for this great cause. support.nicksalve.com

I feel like there's a Chris and Jack sketch about someone saying "oh my God. Have you tried Romeo's Lasagna? It is literally to die for" and then the Devil character shows up with the lasagna like, "that can be arranged." And there's a whole negotiation about it.