Never Meet Your Heroes* *JK Rowling

I just think we need to spend more time celebrating how cringe this man has become.

Elon Musk has to be fighting so hard not to sell his sperm right now. You know he wants to.

Let him who hath not fucked a couch throw the first stone.

Proposal: Vice Presidential Reverse Harem.

I’m just saying…

Me: Shopping in a cute little antique shop with a bunch of old ladies. Chappell Roan: “KNEE DEEP IN THE PASSENGER SEAR AND YOURE EATING ME OUT…”

It's dangerous over here...

Question…what is stopping people from getting a bunch of liberals to join this list and then donating the money to charity?

I will never understand this…

The Republican struggle to distance themselves Tony Radcliffe while still being free speech warriors.

Trump heard JD Vance was getting attention for fucking a couch so he had to suck off a microphone, I guess??

Elon Musk is 100% going to deliver the crucial demographics of cyber truck drivers and foreign influence bots to Donald Trump 😫

This is extremely stupid.

THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID.

BUT ALSO I AM SO FUCKING MAD AND I HATE THID GARBAGE WEBSITE