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Find three hobbies: one to make you money, one to keep you in shape, and one to keep you creative.

.Aeroméxico wins Troll of the Month award. Hands down.

I changed all of my friends’ contact photos in my phone so that they look like Pac-Man ghosts on Find My Friends. This is the best idea I’ve ever had.

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i have been cackling in my bed for the past five minutes because of how this lil pup sleeps

A growing fear about Beto O'Rourke is that he is actually just a very tall, wheat IPA.

If a developer says they don't really care about design, change their editor theme to Hot Dog Stand.

Anytime I’m traveling I use Google Translate to check translations in real time on signage. You have to see it to believe it. This is real and LIVE while you move your camera. @ Paris

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance. The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK. Let’s freakin’ do this!

Dear Mitch McConnell & all those representing him, Please refrain from using my image in support of anything but your own stunning & humiliating defeat. Thanks! Adam cc: @senatemajldr Senator McConnell's Press Office

"The Republican party has lost all claim to use religious language ever again." - Pete Buttigieg saying the damn thing #DemDebate2

Only Bernie cuts off his own applause to speak more truth. 😂🤣 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 #notmeus #DemDebate #DemDebate2

Actually, that would make government better - not worse. Imagine if more people in power spent years of their lives actually working for a living. We’d probably have healthcare and living wages by now.

Time it took to reach 1 million users: Netflix - 3.5 years Facebook - 10 months Spotify - 5 months Instagram - 2.5 months ChatGPT - 5 days