“'advertising’ is so f*cking dumb & trying so hard to be clever. Let's meet it where it is & just be exactly that dumb.” - J.Kling

Becoming a Pilates instructor is the female version of a man becoming a DJ. I don’t make the rules. Just math.

The Constitution is one of the most brilliant documents ever conceived… And average age of its authors was under 40 yrs old… w/the most influential members of the group, Madison & Hamilton in their early to mid 30’s. It’s always the young who believe something new can happen

Reminder, their lack of effort is not a sign for you to try harder

Know how Einstein famously defined his problem solving method as :50 clarifying the question & defining problem & :10 solving it…? Its why LLM’s have a user power distribution curve It’s making smart people faster & better… while generating nonsense for nonsense people

After seeing the new emails about Trump x Epstein… How can you not be worried about the next “distraction”… ? 💀💀💀

If you can’t see anything wrong w/the side you agree with… And you can’t see anything right w/the side you don’t agree with… You have been manipulated. (This goes for relationships, work & politics)

Getting on the internet for the first time today and realizing…. The phrase "Big Beautiful Bill" has a whole other meaning.

So the Fugees have more jail time than the whole Wu-Tang Clan combined… Didn’t see that coming.

Dunno who needs to hear this but… Steve is the only one who will remember that Peter is Spider-Man. #doomsday

What other hoaxes need redactions? Asking for a friend.

elon canceling the adobe pro subscriptions of the entire federal government and that resulting in the entire Epstein files getting accidentally released fully unredacted because real redaction is a pro feature sure sums up 2025 nicely great year everyone, good work 11/10

If you could believe in Santa for five years… you can believe in yourself for more than five seconds. You got this! LFG! #2026

Rogan, Paul & other Trump bro podcasters wondering if we're sliding into fascism is like a bartender asking if the crowd's getting drunk. Guys, you served the shots.

The most "I hate this government" band now set to open for the Super Bowl. So.. the NFL basically said, "yall complained so much about the halftime show. Here's a white boy?" #greenday

What’s all the ruckus about? Simple. You can easily tell the story of the NFL w/out Bill Polian, “AFC Finalist”… EASILY. But you can't tell it w/out Coach Belichick and his 8 Championship rings. Period. #ReformtheHall

Her: “What are you laughing about?” Me: Just imaging Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl, wearing a dress, singing only in Spanish & then bringing out Cardi B to read off all the names on the Epstein list… oh and whole thing is powered solely by windmills.

They seem to want want 1939 Germany… Imagine their surprise when they get 1789 France…

The people that need their own halftime show, are the same people who needed their own water fountains…

Don’t know who needs to hear this but… The same people auguring they should be allowed to be a “remote” agent… Will be the first ones to argue how unfair it is they’ve been replaced by an AI agent… They don’t care & you’re making it easy.