just realized i have never attempted to terrorize someone in their dreams before so i guess that’s what i’ll be doing these days just astral projecting in their worst nightmares

idgaf about your autism if you’re white bitch go invent something or stfu!!

being a DJ is kind of funny it’s like we want you to choose what song comes next all night

prebranac implicira postojanje poslebranca

im sorry im not religious otherwise i would pray for you every day my friend

no way god is a mushroom

im just worried about george, middle children are more likely to be depressed :(

like….i look to you but i lowkey see nothing idk

having boobs is so embarrassing or i am transgender?

the universe is experiencing itself? and if everything is universe then there is only universe. does the universe ever get lonely so alone :(

and if we are all the universe experiencing itself then all sex is masturbation but who cares

what’s the point of diaries if reading them back is humanly impossible

the bus always comes when you light a cigarette because buses are sooo worried about our health

Each year more and more snowmen lose their jobs due to global warming

imagine you’re a cat and some lady finds you on the street and names you Egg for the rest of one of your seven lives

feeling brave today gonna eat a boiled egg