Dear Elon Musk, The really BIG BOMB would be revealing HOW you helped Donald Trump get elected and the SYSTEMS that were put in place to accomplish it. You have an extraordinary, once in a lifetime moment here.

This is drake vs kendrick for republicans

You know who never was accused of being a pedophile? Kamala Harris

This is the best day on this app since he almost got shot

How many of us just unblocked Musk to fucking keep up?

Barron saw this all playing out from the beginning like Eren Yeager.

JD Vance upstairs playing wii bowling while his parents fight

AP US history is going to be INSANE in 2100

Opening up Twitter after spending all afternoon in meetings:

"Your name is Elon now."

So annoying when you’re talking to men and they can’t keep up

“he has children” you evil fucks don’t care when the victims ARE children

If anyone is to blame for the level of political violence we see in America today — it’s this motherfucker.

Experiencing the rawest form of life lately

Homie is traveling in style...