Something fishy is happening. #AmericanDadGreatestHits album drops on 10/25 everywhere and the new season drops on 10/28.

Meet me behind the olive bar for a good time. #AmericanDad returns TONIGHT at 10pm EST and it's better than Wegmans.

OH HE ATE THIS I’M SORRY😭😭😭

Good mock-up, Slidecage ™ It got me!

Why would it have this functionality!?

youtooz AMERICAN DAD!

I was today years old when I saw a 🐢 throw a tantrum

Shabbat shalom! “Howdy doo, Orthodox Jews…You could buy Miriam’s lamp by Kosher Innovations as your little loophole, or…”

Who wants it? Giving this away AGAIN to a random follower to go grab some In-N-Out.

BREAKING: DOJ has told Donald Trump his name is in the Epstein files, per WSJ

What's to stop us as, a society to not create a second Halloween in August?

I was sent this by a Georgian this morning. 2025 premiums vs 2026 premiums for someone making $65k a year. Republicans in Washington did this. This is what I'm fighting to stop. This is what’s at stake in this shutdown fight.

The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session. Want to know why? Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out. Call GOP and tell them to swear in Adelita Grijalva.

#Organic #OrganicCures? Nah, gimme that man-made fire. Natural drugs? Weak. LSD hits harder than nature ever could.

“If they need SNAP they should work”. Most people receiving SNAP are working. Some are working two jobs. Be angry at the employers who pay such a pittance that people are living below the poverty line. Be angry at the billionaires hoarding the wealth Stop blaming the poor.

Right now the "For You" section of Twitter is nothing but right wing assholes listing all the reasons they think SNAP recipients should starve to death

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

Two cults. One mantra. Zero critical thinking.