READ THIS OUT LOUD This is this duck. This is is duck. This is how duck. This is to duck. This is keep duck. This is an duck. This is idiot duck. This is busy duck. This is for duck. This is forty duck. This is seconds duck. NOW GO BACK AND READ ONLY THE THIRD WORD IN EACH LINE

I'm going to need a real microscope now!

Oh my, I used to like drinking ocean water... maybe it's not as bad as sea water 🤢 I'll probably never swim in the nearby lakes ever again

Gotta love rural America 😂

Are they making a spinoff of RENO: 911 that I don't know about?

LMAO 🤣🤣 Is she wrong tho?

How do you ever have leftover Bacon?!

Weiners to the left and coochies to the right?

I rarely ever ask this, but would my followers please pray, send positive healing thoughts, etc... for my cousin who is having emergency double open heart surgery today 🙏🏻 He's an athletic 40yr old husband and father! I'm in shock and worried AF. Thank you!!

This reminds me of being a tween and pretending I was a choreographer😂

My wife and I had a moment at church today. I need to preface this by saying I'm not a very religious person but I do believe there's a higher power. My wife as well. We didn't start going to church until Christmas-ish and it's not something we're consistent with. The message

I'd say..."Ideally, I'd prefer to grow within this company eliminating the need to look elsewhere. Unless... It was an offer I couldn't refuse (in my best Italian mob accent)." Then something like "All jokes aside. Does the company have a reputation of making it a priority to

Excellent fact 😅

Swedish rapper and marijuana connoisseur, Holden Hashish Hund

*gasp audibly!

Don't you hate it when puzzle pieces get lost? How can I totally appreciate it with #'s 8, 9, 15, 16 missing ?!

Beautiful Easter Sunset! Have a wonderful Sunday Evening ✨

Steve Bannon started following me yesterday and then Pope Francis passes. It's going to be another normal day in 2025 🥴