My Uber driver just scanned past “Ocean Avenue” on the radio, didn’t stop, and now I feel personally victimized

Signing all future work emails with this.

Arya bout to survive all that she been through to die of mesothelioma. I know it’s asbestos in her lungs. Hate to see it.

Just yelled “don’t be a bitch, paint that brick white!” while watching HGTV. Is this who I’ve become? #thisis28

theres nothing 2 do && my mom iz being a biotch

Maybe one day I’ll understand Westworld Season 3. Today is not that day.

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iPhone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

People who wear their AirPods sideways, who hurt you?!

Wow existing continues to be exhausting

All I want for Christmas is for the HBO Max app to work

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. Liking Adele is *not* a personality trait.

covid strains frat boys in college ruining my life draining me emotionally 🤝 alpha delta omicron

dolly parton funding new masks called worKN95

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

one time when i worked as a host at a fancy restaurant in LA, joaquin phoenix’s people called to try to book him a last minute table for that night and i said “more like walk-in phoenix” and they literally hung up on me

amazon?????????

I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you’re Nene Leakes and her S6 E4 nemesis, the white refrigerator