Me, scrolling through GR trying to find a non-ARC review for some of the romance authors out here

The agony of a glorious full body stretch that quickly turns into a leg cramp 😭 Why, body? Why?

part of the goodreads experience is going back after a few days to lower a rating after the adrenaline wears off and you realise it wasn’t worth 5 stars

This is Milo. His human took him to see the Christmas lights. 14/10 core memory unlocked

My hands are so cold that my phone doesn’t recognize me as a human able to operate it

More than a 70° difference from last Thursday to this Thursday in the Midwest and that sums up our entire existence

I don’t watch as many movies as I used to, but I just finished Glass Onion and well *chef’s kiss*

I don’t want to fix my spending habits. I want to afford them.

Popular book ≠ Well written book

We’re only 2 days into the new year and I can already see the epic battle that will be a regular occurrence between Pango Books and my bank account

Dear Retailer: It’s not a recommendation if the item is already saved on my wishlist on your site.

I know reading is subjective and blah blah blah, but I just DNF’d my first Nora Roberts book and I feel like someone’s gonna knock on my door and take all my books away because I don’t deserve to have them anymore.

Kids today get a push notification that school is cancelled instead of having to wake up early and watch the news like the NFL draft

When a Midwesterner says “the other day” it could mean 3 days ago or 2003

NORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING AFTER LEARNING NEW INFORMATION. ITS OKAY. I PROMISE.

why does every book cover now look like trader joe’s italian artisan heart shaped pasta