Sir, this is a strapless bra

In the same year, I got to co-host a sports podcast, work on this iconic show and receive a call from the credit card company re: suspicious charges due to all my Taco Bell orders. Truly blessed.

Ok, but did you guys look at broti gupta?

Would love to live in a world where these are the only kinds of headlines

One side effect of omicron they’re not talking about is that instead of watching all the stuff you missed and should catch up on, you’re watching Win A Date With Tad Hamilton for the sixteenth time.

A day later and I’m still flying high from all those dunk on Aaron Rodgers tweets.

Same.

The weather’s all spring-like, sun’s setting later, poppies are blooming, nothing can get me down heading into this weeke—

The greatest SportsCenter commercial ever. RIP John Clayton.

PUT THE BALL IN PLAY. #ForTheLand | #GuardiWWins

feel so lucky to have worked on this show with some of the very best people. please watch, honeys!

Shrinking Season Two, episodes 1 and 2 are available to stream right now on Apple TV. Episode 1 is written by the brilliant rachna fruchbom and episode 2 by the amazing @anniemebane. So excited for you all to see what we've been cooking up. The cast, writers and crew are on fire. You're

NOEL NO DOUBTER 😱 JHONKENSY NOEL TIES UP GAME 3 IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH‼️ (via MLB)

Playoff baseball in Cleveland 🤯🔥 B/R Walk-Off This is AWESOME. (via Pete Marek)

In middle school, Sabrina lonescu helped recruit enough players to field a girls basketball team. At Oregon, she helped WBB attendance grow from 1,500 to 10,000. At the draft, the New York Liberty picked her first overall. Now, she's a WNBA champion. x.com/WNBA/status/18…

JONQUEL JONES IS THE #WNBAFinals MVP! 17.8 PPG 7.6 RPG 56.1 FG%

Guardians clinch a playoff spot on a walk-off hit-by-pitch! AL Central will be decided Sunday

IN A CLASS OF HIS OWN‼️ Myles Garrett breaks the NFL single-season sack record 🔥

Alex Pretti was murdered.

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time