being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???

So what you're saying is that a man does not have an insurmountable biological athletic advantage over you?

I hateeeeeeeee when ppl talk harshly to kids. Like why you got curse ALL THE TIME. Why are you calling your child a dumb ass??? I be judging yall! 🤷🏽‍♀️

what she actually wanted to say: “question for the culture. now that beyoncé, shaboozey, tanner adell and all those others… decided to start doing country–“

this is insane

i will genuinely never understand why people wouldn’t want a tiny desk

I just paid $400 for my daughter’s speech therapy AFTER INSURANCE, and still owe $366. I shoulda just let her keep talking like Daffy Duck

this was the crumbl ceo’s following list and people questioned if he was gay? 😐

why he kinda sound like her i-

so… foundation? lol the blurring balm is literally foundation

Mr Beast has never made anything as worthwhile as “I have she/they’s that are shooters”

Hope

Italian photographer Ray Giubilo with a one-in-a-million shot of Jasmine Paolini at the US Open 👻 (via raygiubilo/IG)

Omg, that interaction with Tupac left a lasting impression on her 😭 The way she wrote about it in her book was poetic and sensual.

I hate when a mf dont use they turn signal

Towanda giving Little Bo Peep around the feet.

It’s 2025 and I’m watching Raven Symone talk to TS Madison about using a strap aggressively on her white wife. The end is nigh!

Oh my God, this lawyer suing Cardi B. "Which one is your real hair? Or are they both real?" plaintiff's lawyer Ron Rosen asked. "They're wigs," Cardi B answered. Then he asked if she's affiliated with a gang.

“Charles gotta race car bed”

He sounds GOOD