Merry Christmas to Hans Gruber only

Love is Blind: Minneapolis is probably going to be a snooze-fest (because the locals are definitely not going to fight on-camera) but regardless, everyone in the metro is still going to watch it

Just a reminder that you can think thoughts and not tweet them

More people need to read Naomi Alderman’ “The Future” to see what a moral compromise on CEO’s livelihood might look like

How do I rent a car-sized drone to take me to work?

I’m suddenly down 170 followers. Glad the bot problem’s been solved 😎 Can’t wait until the federal government gaslights me like this 👍

I Kissed Dating Goodbye (because late stage capitalism ruined it)

I'm at a level of exhaustion where sleep doesn't significantly help.

#PresidentMusk can effortlessly be President, run his companies, make humanity multiplanetary, cut federal spending to zero, and troll the libs while making millions of babies and conquering all video games. That's why he's #PresidentMusk. America elected him to be hardcore.

guys with a little grey in their beard deserve the world

MAGA Nativity: God’s back on earth as a human baby. And He’s pissed.

Will be wild!

America's oldest living presidents are now the guy in office and the guy about to take office. Gerontocracy, baby!

This is starting to feel more masochistic but here are the books I read in 2024. With a few exceptions, every book I finish is an endorsement

Welcome to Project and uh, the year 2025

2025: Get outdoors.

Normalize two-day work weeks

I wonder if J.R.R. Tolkien ever listened to Led Zeppelin’s “Ramble On” since it came out during his lifetime

The only strategy Republicans have right now is spewing torrents of bullshit, because their actual policy agenda is very unpopular. It consists of making every one’s lives worse off and convincing their base that it’s a Good Thing

“Parable of the Sower” is apparently happening right on schedule