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Liz Truss is the only PM to not have an episode of #DoctorWho air during their premiership since the show began in 1963.

Annnnd... Liz Truss has cemented her legacy as a should-be-obvious but fairly tricky to remember pub quiz answer in about 5 years time.

The CyberMasters are a great addition to the pantheon. Now I'm counting down for another story where they are written to be fantastic villains, only to become The Masters bitch again. #DoctorWho

Interesting conservation in Seann Walsh's PR team: "This is perfect, all he needs to do is go on #ImaCeleb and lay into Hancock abit, be the voice of the people and everyone will love him" What If they bond over something... maybe their love of commiting affairs? "That's unlik-

That is first class

Fantastic to hear Postmodern Jukebox and Puddles Pity Party on the #JohnLewis Christmas advert, worth checking out in all its original glory if you haven't already youtu.be/6ZoyCSffM7I

And like the rest of the cats that keep following me for no reason, I shall call you Ginge #PokemonScarlet

Dong.

As we bow out of 2022 I'd like to give thanks to Glass Onion, a film which not only has a character with my obscure allergy in it, but who then violently dies from said allergy near the climax. Gave me a good new catchphrase though; Perry don't dance with pineapple #HappyNewYear

Acquiring AJ Bown in the draft. Hands down

Who the Cowboys playing today?

SUPER BOWL HERE WE COME

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The Eurovision Song Contest drinking game has begun...

Not enough acts employ dramatic trampolines #Eurovision #Italy

Someone asked me what my version of hell was, and I genuinely think mine would be stuck in a creative content meeting with that smiling ham-sandwich overactor that runs the brewdog social media accounts. If I ever had the power the make him stop the world would be one twat less.

That time of year again... #SuperBowl #SuperBowlChallenge

12 year old me just went mental #Pokemon #FireRed #Shiny