Trippy seeing Martin Freeman Elizabeth Berrington sharing the screen twenty years on. Scouse accent not bad either. #firstresponder

Hi Nathan Seeing that Villa are likely to sign Bentancur from Juve. FBRef has him up in almost all categories against Amrabat - except progressive dribbles which may be key. But he looks a great alternative to Hojbjerg. Surprised Paratici isn’t trying to get him again.

I don’t usually share obits of people I admire as I would be doing it everyday, but I have to make an exception for Barry Cryer. Synonymous with funny throughout my life. Wonderful joy he brought. Thought he’d never leave us. RIP.

I don’t trust you Metropolitan Police

Damning.

I have no words.

⚠️ BREAKING NEWS: The latest #RealDailyBriefing is HERE this #ThursdayMorning - the minister is ALL about #LevellingUp. 🙏🏼 DELIVERING THE PEOPLE’S PRIORITIES: quote tweet this #RealDailyBriefing using the hashtag #RealDailyBriefing to help it get seen by your fellow UK plebs 🇬🇧

Sure, let’s have some faux outrage about a word game. Definitely nothing else to be angry about at the moment.

£219 billion handed to shareholders of energy & water corporations. Meanwhile, your energy bills are set to rise 77% in just over a year. Let’s call this racket out for what it is. Legalised robbery.

Are we now experiencing a 1970’s type Britain that some were so desperate to return us to? Those ‘good old days’ really can’t have been all that good at all.

He’s a liar , he’s not very good and he was done anyway but the “Jimmy Saville” line was reckless desperation. Whether you are politically red , blue , green or yellow we all know we can’t have an individual running our country that uses that line in the Houses of Parliament 👋

Hi everyone..this is a bit of a slow mover, it’s so important pls rt when you get a mo’ Ricky Gervais Chris Packham Marc Abraham OBE Nicky Campbell Sue Perkins 💙 : Petition: Ban all animal experiments & redirect Government funding to human-based research petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6026…

🟪🟪🟨🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟨🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟨🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟨🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟨🟪🟪 ‘Have you played Wordle’? ‘We have communicated’. #NotaWordle just #NadineDorries

What a Country we find ourselves in. The feel good togetherness of the 2012 Olympics feels a lifetime ago. #GTTO

I hope Kurt Zouma has his pets removed from him. Absolutely disgusting treatment of a helpless animal.

It’s wrong to propagate the notion that all Tories are bad. Some are damn right fucking awful. #GTTO

Paul Calfe has aged considerably well…

Hi HMRC Customer Support I’ve filed and paid my corporation tax, but for the first time I need to complete Self Assessment. Please can you DM me as I have a problem regarding my UTR code. Thanks.

Im afraid Lindsay Hoyle needs to step down. At a time when our politics desperately needs a strong and moral House of Commons Speaker in the mould of Mr Mackay, it appears we have the altogether meeker Mr Barraclough. Another showing where he was found sadly wanting today. Awful. #PMQs

More and more ordinary Russian people, celebrities as well as the children of oligarchs speaking out against this war. Russian army must know the support back home isn’t there. Really hope this cuts through to them.