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Brian Moote

@mootepoints

On tour nationally with the @bored_teachers. Former farm kid, former special ed teacher, current social worker and good time.

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Just got a medical bill for something in 2018 and the message said “please pay at your earliest convenience.” Sounds good, is never convenient paying a 7yo medical bill an option?

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Dear NBA and ABC , Folks in Seattle DO NOT want to be associated with Oklahoma City… AT ALL! But.. If the NBA wants to make folks in Seattle feel GOOD… #BringBackOurSonics😊

Dear <a href="/NBA/">NBA</a> and <a href="/ABCNetwork/">ABC</a> ,

Folks in Seattle DO NOT want to be associated with Oklahoma City…

AT ALL!

But..

If the NBA wants to make folks in Seattle feel GOOD…

#BringBackOurSonics😊
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The humongous practice helmets take the edge out of football fights. It’s looks like two peewee football players going at it.

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Am I the only one who hates the name on the coke bottle thing? It’s annoying that I have to look through the shelf at the gas station so I don’t have to drink out of an Ethan or an Ashley.