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If only there were an app where socially dysfunctional, underemployed, narcissistic substance abusers could dispense life advice and get offended by jokes...

In the 90’s we wore windbreakers every single day. Kids nowadays are out there getting absolutely dominated by the wind. Sad.

What part of "whatever" do you not understand?

Modern times are an interesting display of dichotomies. On one hand, we have technology (the internet and AI in particular) that helps us learn and do previously unfathomable things. On the other hand, we have really dumb people who express pride for their telephone area codes.

benson boone is kind of like chappell roan's wario

me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same

bro is walking on sunshine

Dates with peanut butter is a top tier snack

Room temperature celery is gross.

You could “tell it like it is” and “be real” or you could just chill the fuck out and enjoy the evening, idk, just a thought.

I have a five o’clock meeting with the three stupidest people alive and the anticipation is killing my vibe.

Girls just wanna have fun and write bad checks with no consequences. What’s the problem?

“so, what turns you on?” a clean kitchen

We can never get away from this song

You, me, and a five run inning.

🙏 🇺🇸

bro has been through the desert on a horse with no name

early morning live art. classical music. nudity prohibited. chat is on. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Once upon a time there was a preteen girl who heard a song.

i like how mountain dew commercials show teens doing extreme sports instead of truck drivers dying prematurely