#Exposed Fake Fed Govt Somalia seeks to seize control of all mineral wealth by issuing licenses and levy a non-transparent transit tax on every shipment into the country. Objective: 1.Consolidate Mogadishu's wealth by by weaponising security and sovereignity. 2.Bankrupt PL & SL

I'm starting a support group for individuals processing difficult experiences related to recent events in Mogadishu. We will meet every Tuesday and Thursday. The group will be called “Hutu Me Too". DM for details.

Why I fight every day for Bosaso-Land 😍

MEET THE BOND VIGILANTES by Will Dunn Next week Rachel Reeves will deliver her budget and, for all the talk of fiscal rules, headroom and tax rises, there is a higher power she must contend with. When the Chancellor goes for meetings in the City, she is rarely introduced to

I just got back from a business trip to Paris. It’s a beautiful city but compared with London and New York, it feels like it could benefit from a Muslim mayor 💯

Sudanese account created in Turkey?

This has to be an early contender for photograph of the season (unless you're an Everton fan obviously)

After God and women, fear Landers🤣

Kemi Badenoch launches a devastating full broadside at Rachel Reeves in the wake of the Budget catastrophe.

Somalia is a Wh**e and Hassan the Pimp 🎩 "You’ve got to always be a puzzle, a mystery to them. That’s how you hold someone. Don’t get sour. Tell them something new and confusing every day." Back in August, I warned Somalis about the dangers behind the NIRA ID card.

So JSP was founded May 2025. Five months later they claim 80k+ voted online in internal elections for Banadir district. 😂 Even old established parties like Labour, Conservatives, Democrats, or Republicans don’t see that in local internal elections. This is comedy 🎬

Sold Bosaso once to the UAE, then sold it again to the USA 💨

Scam Exposed: Somalia introduced an eVisa in 2025 so in theory, visa revenues should have increased in 2026 Budget. Yet total revenue falls from $13.6M in '25 to $8.9M in '26. Empire Limited takes the majority of what is collected leaving less for the government budget.Corrupt?👇🏾

Flamingos and sunsets, Qandala #Somalia #Puntland

Somalis were the No.1 trending demographic in the world for calling out racism and debunking LOW IQ MAGA lies. Meanwhile, the Somali President stayed silent. Once a beggar: Always a beggar.

Recognize the fortunate so that you may choose their company, and the unfortunate so that you may avoid them. Misfortune is usually the crime of folly, and among those who suffer from it there is no malady more contagious: Never open your door to the least of misfortunes.

Your ‘suspects’ were 11 and 8. And they were collecting firewood.

Bosaso-Land will be the first nation to make Pilates and Yoga a core part of daily life, with both practices taught in schools and strongly encouraged for adults. This policy reflects our commitment to improving everyone’s quality of life and sets us apart from Zoomalia.

Juxa = Everything wrong in Puntland. You’re out here acting proud because some nobody American typed ‘Puntland’ in a tweet, while the real disasters, like letting IS slip into the country happened right under your nose. POS 🖕🏽