Waitlisted. Don’t text.

Welp. I enjoyed screaming into the void with you all. I hope #butts is still trending when it all goes down

Ask me about elastin-like polypeptides, I DARE YOU

Dawgs!!

I’m cropping these for privacy reasons/because I’m not trying to call out any one individual. These are all Lensa portraits where the mangled remains of an artist’s signature is still visible. That’s the remains of the signature of one of the multiple artists it stole from. A 🧵

I simply Do Not Exist when I am in an airport. Please do not perceive me

ktabelz ❤️‍🔥

Agree 😤

BRETT

Dropout's new password-sharing rule: you should share your password with a friend who can't afford Dropout, because it would be nice of you 🤗

Guys it finally happened. I have a jar of pickles that I can’t open, and no one is here to help me

Today: absolutely crushed a company-wide presentation about a long-running experiment and plans for the future (about viral transduction) Also today: googled the difference between transfection and transduction

Ya girl is going to business school!!

This one hurts

Greta did it again!! Go watch Barbie!

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

I’m actively looking for an attorney — please DM me and boost this. St Francis lost my dog with a catheter in her leg and are ignoring me and not helping me.