When ppl start freaking out cause I hit a couple of curbs while driving

HANNAH ANN DROPPED A BOMB! PETER NEEDED CLOSURE WITH HANNAH BROWN TOO! “If you want to be with a woman, you need to become a real man”- Hannah Ann just destroying Peter with her words. Powerful. #TheBachelor

does this happen to anyone else

As NYC prepared for phase 3, it occurred to me, maybe it was time I took on phase me.

Not the greatest at math but I know when shit don't add up

small tangerines all my homies 🤝 cuties

it costs $0.00 to retweet and support and artist

lunchables are basically charcuterie boards

sushi is short for 𝐬𝐮𝐬picious fis𝐡𝐢

“You ordered the “meat lovers” baby girl?”

Kylie Jenner lives in a $35m mansion, and this is the water pressure...

do u realize i will literally give u the moon if u asked me too

there are three sides to every story: yours, mine, and taylor's version

me tightening a single screw: okay bob the buildress vibes...

#petesaustin #petesduelingpiano #singloudaustin