4x as many plays as any other song on the album. Pretty clear what everyone is here for #red #RedTaylorsVersion

Only 31? That's a very quiet day

Verstappen is now stuck behind Petrov? #F1

1200 new cases inbthe last 24hrs and the Queensland Health contact tracing/exposure sites list hasn't had an update in 23hrs and counting. Surely there should be something #covidqld

I just want to see the Official Bluey TV episode where Bandit has to keep going to work "for the economy" and then Bluey and Bingo end up with #longcovid and some kids at their school die. This episode of Bluey is called Personal Responsibility ABC Brisbane #auspol @WePlayLudo

So im watching the Skeleton; if this is the winter olympics, why is it still called a "heat?" The Olympic Games #Olympics2022 #OlympicWinterGames #skeleton #7Olympics #Beijing2022WinterOlympics

Fact: best song of the last ten years bleachers jackantonoff

I'd heard this song a thousand times, which I'm sure everyone has, but never knew what it was called. Its "Raspberry Beret" by Prince youtu.be/v5TR8dEf0pM #music #cover #drums #musician #brisbane #queensland #prince

Big "you can't fire me, I quit!" vibes here. See ya Not ScoMo #AusPol2022 #AusPol #fired Georgia Hitch

It's ok everyone, luckily the Governor General had already appointed Not ScoMo to Queen, just in case. #Queen #QueenElizabeth #auspol #scottmorrison The Shovel

This was the first mobile phone i ever had. It was give to me by my boss so that he could call me directly and not the home phone. After 8pm you could make calls & the first 20mins were free, but had to be careful, if you went over the 20, you then a had to pay for all 20!

Q: Film is too long, how can we tighten this up? A: An orchestra of 60 players takes 40 minutes to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony, how long would it take for 120 players to play the symphony? #Avatar2 #Avatar2review #Avatar #editing #editor #film #FilmTwitter #toolong

Everyone talking about George Mladenov of course. But who over at SurvivorAU HQ is doing those amazing drone dolly zooms? #survivor2023 #SurvivorAu Endemol Shine Australia

I didn't realise there was a tweet about me. Broken hand and ribs. Thanks Queensland Ambulance

Hey Optus an increase from $30 to $49 (and then a bit of a discount) isn't the kind of thankyou that being with you over the years deserves. Time to hang up

This is, unquestionably, the greatest meal AND the greatest tweet of all time.

OK maybe I'm late with this but why hasn't anyone dispatched Taylor Swift to fix this bridge disaster? #IYKYK #baltimorebridge Taylor Swift #TaylorSwift #bestbridges #bridge #bridges

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She's right, Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist youtu.be/iILJvqrAQ_w?si…

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary I actually didn't remember. What a waste of life this js