2.5 inches (6.35 cm) or rain in the idyllic suburbs of beautiful downtown Walls. Ron Childers Patrick Ellis Eric Brill

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The women in the LINZESS®️commercial are talking shit.🙃

What a language! Dogs and cats are the most common pets; yet, a doghouse and a cathouse have very different connotations.

Wife: What time do you want to go to the Fourth of July fireworks? I guess the Twelfth of Never wasn't the correct answer.

My cat is a combination of the terrible 2's and pre-teen.

Told my kitten that he reminds me of a book by Mark Twain--THE PRINCE AND THE POOPER.

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Being hearing impaired is not all bad. My wife's yabbering away about something. I'm on Twitter and YouTube.

Dropped my Cracker Barrel pancake on the ground. Baby's suspicious.

My wife bought me a new tri-fold wallet a few years back. I might start using it--in 8 to 10 years. I love new things!

An author who challenged her kind Was totally amazed find That most can write As well as they fight Until they go out of their mind. Another wasted minute.

Me: What did I do to my hearing aids? Wife: *pointing at them where I randomly left them on the dining table* Me: *picking up my hearing aids* Idiot! Wife: Don't compliment yourself.

Being comfortable in retirement is such a different vibe. Back in my working days my checking account never hit $3K and often went below $100. Right now I'm waiting for my next SSA check to hit so when I transfer a good deal of money, to savings, my account doesn't got below $3K.

In most jurisdictions it's unlawful to make a cat unclawful.

Got a beauty appointment at 1:30. Hope it works this time.

Wife: Can't you say ANYTHING nice about our daughter-in-law? Me: She makes a lot of carbon dioxide for plants. W: 👀 M: 😁 W: She is pretty, though. M: Pretty carbon dioxide.

Bananas don't wait on you. You eat them when they're ready or they leave.

The praying mantis doesn't lie. Kinda wet in the idyllic suburbs of beautiful downtown Walls, Mississippi. Ron Childers Eric Brill Patrick Ellis Riley Winch