Fiat had a 100-year head start, but $DOLLAR is the tortoise to their hare. And we all know how that race ends. #FlipTheDollar

Fun fact: The sun rises every morning. So does the price of everything. $DOLLAR holders stay ahead of the curve. #FlipTheDollar

POV: You’re trying to outrun inflation, but Jerome Powell has the taser. $DOLLAR is the only way out. #FlipTheDollar

Btw Dave Portnoy I know you’re trying some side plays to make bank to siphon into #jailstool but that way you only make rich people richer (copytraders that run nodes and have fastest bots insta copy your trade with size) and thus fuck even more normies while a few profit.

$60M 1 hour volume Dave Portnoy

If the $DOLLAR could talk, would it apologize for all the trouble it's caused? Or just ask for a raise? 🤔

Nothing says I love you like the sound of someone saying $DOLLAR...

A stack of $DOLLAR bills one mile high would contain more than 14.5 million banknotes. That's one way to reach for the sky. 🌌

The money is not “stolen”, you gambled it away because you believed it would earn you many millions more. For an entire year in this space, I NEVER heard about anyone being reimbursed for their gambles. Hypocrite to the max. On top of everything, you of all people could afford

President Trump's latest tariff moves have the $DOLLAR flexing its muscles. Trade wars: the gym membership no one asked for. 🏋️

You reinvested 500k into a coin that brought you into space and you are de facto running, but you yeeted 4M into an insider play and got refunded 5M. You lost all credibility to speak about anything. Net negative for the space.

The U.S. Bureau of Engraving and Printing produces 38 million notes every day, worth $541 million. Talk about making money out of thin air. 💸

If you worked as hard as the Fed’s money printer, you’d have six jobs and still be behind on rent. $DOLLAR fixes this. #FlipTheDollar

A stack of dollar bills one mile high would contain over 14.5 million notes. That's one way to reach new heights in debt.

If time is money, does wasting time count as quantitative easing?

Despite being called 'paper money,' U.S. bills are made of a cotton-linen blend. Maybe that's why they can't handle the spin cycle of inflation.

The $1 bill costs 5.6 cents to produce. Talk about getting less bang for your buck.

The dollar: because nothing says 'stable economy' like a currency that needs constant intervention.

At this point, calling fiat "money" is like calling a McDonald's cheeseburger "fine dining."