My biggest fear of self driving cars is that if I would die on the way to work, the car would still drive me there.

This was last night. There are typically around 1,000 missed calls a week. The ABS challenge system is going to get plenty of use.

Bobby— you said there’s no such thing as a safe vaccine, you beheaded a whale, you dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park, you advise people to drink unpasteurized milk, you bathe in raw sewage, & you’re a heroin addict— the Democrats didn’t spend a penny to make you look crazy.

Never heard of spell check: "hault" and "ridding"

Can this be real?

Said the professional huckster who never met a grift he didn't like!

BREAKING: Donald Trump gets caught in a humiliating escalator scandal at the United Nations by whining about a malfunction— only for insiders to reveal that Trump's idiotic staffers were to blame. Our national embarrassment just got so much worse... “All I got from the United

So maga got their panties all in a bunch over a stalled escalator and a non functioning Teleprompter screaming it was “sabotage” which turns out to be Trump’s own incompetent staffers. You can’t make this shit up.

This is Desmond Holly. The 16 year old who shot two classmates in Colorado on the same day as Charlie Kirk assassination. FBI reports he had Neo-Nazi views and was radicalized online. Amazing that he just disappeared from the news and the right has never brought him up.

And MAGA thinks Trump didn't have the worst day of this crapshack "presidency" yesterday 4 Kimmel stuffs him in a locker 3 Prompter, caused by White House 2 Escalator, caused by Trump photographer 1 THIS:

William & Mary has a program where students can write their professors thank you notes & I received this one for “queer utopias” 😭 “you took the time every class to make me feel like my voice mattered, and your teachings fundamentally changed my life trajectory for the better.”

🤡🤡🤡

Hey JD Vance, did you say anything about the law enforcement shooting in PA last week where officers were killed? Did that just not fit your narrative? Maybe I missed it but I don't think so.

You left this tweet up. The attack killed detainees, you trashfire.

This is the fishiest shit I've ever seen. We're supposed to believe the shooter wrote "Anti-ICE" in pen on a bullet and then shot detainees but not ICE officers?

I'm not a lawyer but...the head of the FBI literally tweeting pictures of unconfirmed evidence within minutes of a murder seems like the dumbest shit imaginable.

Not for the reality TV administration!

oh my god just got more details & my department voted -unanimously- in favor of my tenure. my perfectionist heart is so happy.

Novavax seekers! FDA approved this year's formulation on Sept 4, I believe.