Hey gang, this is getting to be a pretty nasty place to hangout nowadays. I’ll still be here sometimes but I’m mostly moving over to the other one 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋 Find me here: mjrmik.bsky.social ✨🩷Love to you all 🩷✨

Long shot but… 🚨DOG GROOMERS OF EDINBURGH🚨 Anyone got room today or tomorrow for a scraggly boy desperate for a full, hard reset? Got a cancellation? Fancy a new client? I know it’s last minute but I’ve been trying for weeks and everyone’s booked out 😭 he’s so scrungly!

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🚨🚨CINEMA LOVERS🚨🚨🎥 Save The Prince Charles Cinema! My favourite place in London - please help keep it alive!!! #SaveThePCC you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/save… via 38 Degrees

So, as I shift my life to focus more on writing - I’ve decided to actually kick off my substack for real. Really, really this time. If you’re interested in joining a newsletter thats kinda just one big mickey brain fart - then please subscribe! open.substack.com/pub/thedisaste…

New Substack post! A short essay on how my dog is magic and why showing up is the most important thing you can do 💗 open.substack.com/pub/thedisaste…

New substack post — a tale about how against all odds, I found a way to make breaking up even more complicated. open.substack.com/pub/thedisaste…

New Substack post! In which I learn for sure that humanity has no business going underground. open.substack.com/pub/thedisaste…

I did it. I wrote a book.

I wrote a new Substack Post about how c*nty slay it is to suffer the long wait for anyone to tell you your work is worth a single shit. 💁🏻‍♀️✨ (can you tell I’m losing it a little?) thedisasterdraft.substack.com/p/reminder-lim…

‼️‼️I’ve written a story about migration, memory, and the crushing horror of polite small talk. I’ll be reading it live at WRITE UP on July 19th. ‼️‼️ Get your tickets 🎟️ here: eventbrite.co.uk/e/write-up-lon…

Thrilled to be reading at WRITE UP, a night of new writing curated by @amyibeeson where voices from all walks of life collide gloriously. My piece is part memoir, part fever dream, part exposé on the true cause of my social anxiety. You should come! 🎟️➡️ eventbrite.co.uk/e/write-up-lon…

Sharing my first piece of fiction on substack! 💁🏻‍♀️✨ give it a read if you like weird little yucky stories about obsession. thedisasterdraft.substack.com/p/chloe_is_a_h…